Pepsi Pepsi Yeha~ Yeha~

monodrunk:

[makes an oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greatest work. i love them so much. they’re literally the best oc i’ve ever ma [makes another oc] my greate

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lycoteuthis:

learning internet friends’ real names is always surprisingly disappointing

like what do you mean your real name is “luis” not “thunderfuck mcpickuptruck”

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thats-slightly-raven:

feistie:

thats-slightly-raven:

I JUST BURNT MY HAND ON MY LAMP TRYING TO TURN IT OFF LAMPS SHOULD NOT BE HOT ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THIRD DEGREE BURNS THIS IS BULLSHIT.

maybe if you’d go outside and used natural sunlight instead of running your lamp for 13 hours straight, this wouldn’t happen :)

OH I’M SORRY IT’S 3:38AM LET ME JUST WAKE UP THE SUN SO I CAN SIT OUTSIDE WITH MY SKINLESS BURNT HAND AND BASK IN THE GLORY OF NATURAL DAYLIGHT.

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alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

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cleromancy:

do my pets know what it means when i give them sweet kisses?? do they know that  i love them so much. i tell them everyday but do they know

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northmiamigoon:

me as hell

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#same #videow
Me trying to express how I feel: Idk I just feel like...idk...idk man. Nvm I'm good.
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#Digimon #baby

todallison:

so, like, a horror game where the only light in the entire game is from the protagonist’s light up sneakers

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starpatches:

bunny girl started out as silly doodles but then I fell in love

starpatches:

bunny girl started out as silly doodles but then I fell in love

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#pretty bunny

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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ectosleuth:

When you only use mechanical pencils and they require a number 2 for a test

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zevransbutt:

me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny

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foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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*wipes phone screen on breast*
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